Bulldozer Admirer T-Shirts

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Lady drinking Champagne.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Astronaut fishbowl.

"The science of how bumblebees fly is still being sorted out. Thankfully, I can rely on my instinct..."

Euphemistic.

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Don Alahambra

Betsy. Why you call you bulldozer "Faith"? Because she'll move mountains!

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

"I thought you said the helium was only gonna make my voice higher."

Amelia Earhart

A little bird told me.

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"Rocky lost his job to a self-driving bulldozer."

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

Aeneas

A Crossbow

'I give it two minutes tops!

Soldier holding a bazooka backwards.

'What will it take for you to win...?' 'A nine iron to Tiger Woods' other knee...'

"Intern."

Mary Seacole

Bulldozer reshapes hill that produces echoes.

You can't blame it on the dog, Howard - I can see the bubbles.

Can you describe it?

In pro basketball, the New Orleans Hornets were defeated by a last-second shot. Ah, a buzzer-beater buzzer-beater!

Soldiers.