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'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

'Dog eat dog.'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

Acme Toys Ltd

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'Who wants the talking stick?'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'Look at my huge salary as inspiration to you...'

"I need to know that everyone is prepared to play ball with this one."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

"You're late, Myers!"

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

Business of Finger-pointing

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'