Bulb Growing Gifts

What? Spring isn't bulb-planting time!!! Expensive gardens. Best spring bulbs!!! It's way too late to grow this year's "best bulbs"! What calendar do they think we're on? Mail. The commercial calendar? Expensive gardens catalog. Bulb sale.

' A good idea '

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Soaring Profits

'That plant food really works!'

"You've changed."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

"I prefer your early pieces."

"We've made a few changes."

Discomfort zone.

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

Son measuring his father against the wall.