Building Wonder Pillows

"...All I got was a new box of lego blocks!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Claus 2.0

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Building Sandcastles.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Do it yourself books.

Lego Haircut

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"First snowman?"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

High speed cinder block

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'