Building Demolition T-Shirts

Beware of Dog

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Building Sandcastles.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Do it yourself books.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Lego Haircut

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"First snowman?"

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Building Blocks.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

High speed cinder block

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'