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'I drank too much last night.'

"I wonder if it's safe to come out yet. . ."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Grace For Flies

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Amazing Man-Spider

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

The Poky Little Pupa.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Extreme Bungy

Wordplay: Gastropod.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Building Sandcastles.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

The flies have landed.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.