Bugged Out Gifts

Zika Epidemic

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'I found the termites!'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Where was I?

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Bees v Wasps

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

Praying Mantis.

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

'D'you have any salt?'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"I think we could work very well together."

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Turn down the bass."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

At a pine beetle concert.

2Recalculating..."

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'