Bugged Out Gifts

Zika Epidemic

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'I found the termites!'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Where was I?

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Bees v Wasps

Praying Mantis.

"To be a bee, or not to be a bee, that is the question."

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

'D'you have any salt?'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"I think we could work very well together."

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Judge chasing fly with gavel.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Turn down the bass."

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

At a pine beetle concert.

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."