Bug Whiz Gifts

"Don't go to the light, Ned!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Nerd tryouts.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Examinations.

'My dog ate my computer.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

I've always been slower than computers...

"What's that you're reading?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."