Bug Swatting Gifts

Man reading the 'The Non-Violence Handbook' swats annoying fly with it.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Man using to much bug spray

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

A Venus cow trap.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Flies up the ante!

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

Orchestra

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Drone Spray

'How long did you try before calling?'

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

No fly zone

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

MRSA Guide to hospital.

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

Tennis Player.

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."