Bug Swatting Gifts

Man reading the 'The Non-Violence Handbook' swats annoying fly with it.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Man using to much bug spray

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

A Venus cow trap.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Flies up the ante!

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Orchestra

'How long did you try before calling?'

Drone Spray

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

No fly zone

"I tried killing an annoying bug with my nail gun. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

Tennis Player.

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Gardener and the Giant Snail