Bug Scientist Gifts

'Honey, the guests are almost here and I just realized we don't have enough food. Do you have any suggestions of what they could eat?'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Extreme Bungy

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Terry had a computer bug.

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Exciting potato bugs.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'At ease, soldier.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'I'm an atheist!'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

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