Bug Biologist Gifts

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Extreme Bungy

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Terry had a computer bug.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'At ease, soldier.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'I'm an atheist!'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'