Bug Magnet Gifts

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

A Venus cow trap.

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

Praying Mantis.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'I had a terrible day. . . but the money was good.'

"I want to be a Jockey."

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

What next?!

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

'Ever just feel it's going to be a great day?'

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

Business Greed.

'Waiter, there're four flies in my soup! How 'bout just moving the bug zapper?'

Wait, you took how many steps?

"That's what I like about the stock market - it's all about money!"

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

'Stop bugging me ... '

"I'm afraid there was a fly trap..."

'I was just passing by when I smelled money.'

'Twenty six mosquitos and one fish.'

'Now that's extreme sport!'

"At some point the process went wrong."

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Bugs on the Wiper Wiperblades ride.

"Believe me, they're not expecting us. We're 387-year locusts."

"There's a woman on tinder called Melania Trump."

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'