Bug-eyed Buff Gifts

Spider glasses.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Bumble Bee

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Of Mice and Men.

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Get on with it!

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Bees v Wasps

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

'D'you have any salt?'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"To be a bee, or not to be a bee, that is the question."

Egg Buggy

Vacant possession.

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'Just look'in'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"