Bug Epicures Gifts

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Extreme Bungy

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Terry had a computer bug.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

The Origins of Everything

Exciting potato bugs.

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

Bug hanging up stockings

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Flea Philosophy.