Buffy Aficionado Pillows

JOB Centre "Have you considered shop work?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

French wine

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

wattle covers

Cheese

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

The Beard in the Stone

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Long shift?'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

A stylized man in pyjamas

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'