Buffy Aficionado Mugs

JOB Centre "Have you considered shop work?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Astral Projection

French wine

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

wattle covers

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Cheese

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

The Beard in the Stone

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Long shift?'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

A stylized man in pyjamas

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."