Buffet Aficionado Mugs

Old Country Buffet.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Welcome Spring.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Non-Power Breakfast

Church Basement Foodie

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

Happy hour.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"A votre sante!"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

'New Barbeque.'

Sinking Sand

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

*=Hotdog

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."