Budgie Breeder Pillows

'The budgie's been working out with weights again!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Puppies

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'You reek of crackers.'

Good, but not Great Danes.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

An inbred poodle.

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

Botox sharpei

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

Best in Heat.