Budgeting Boss Pillows

'This is very uncommon with men...'coupon clipper's wrist'.'

"I can't afford to take on any new conditions at this time."

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

"It's all fixed. Just don't put more than two gallons in it."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Dad, due to your policy of not raising our allowances, we've voted to recall your mug."

In the game of life, I've never been able to come up with the entry fee.

'We can only afford three horsemen.'

Old woman and bills

'I don't have the budget surplus ON me, dummy!'

Economy.

"Some people pay their bill when due, some people when overdue...and some people never do!"

"How much did you save this week, Baldo?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Who's got the hammer?"

"I need to see your budget proposal."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'