Budget Boss Pillows

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

"No, I paid the electric bill."

Director of Nickel and Diming

Try to think of bankruptcy as an accounting procedure.

'How do you expect me to balance the checkbook on your income?'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'It's similar to the government's system of checks and balances. I write the checks and you try to balance them.'

Is it a BIRD...is it a PLANE...No it's Miriam from accounts!

'Wait a minute....!

'Al, I haven't seen you for ages! -- Where have you been?', 'Living within my income.'

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

"Have beer and fags gone up, yet?"

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

"So, what's your daughter's credit score?"

College Savings

"So Gracie...how can I save more money for my car?"

"His wallet is like an onion. When he opens it, it makes him cry."

"Now THAT'S what I call a Financial advisor..."

You can go broke watching your neighbors buy stuff you can't afford.

"Now that's what I call a great financial advisor!"

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

Bottom Dollar Investments

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

"What do you get indeed sir. Another day older and deeper in debt is what you get."

Does your accountant understand your business?...Margins would be better if we replaced the 16 valve high pressure zetec hybrid engine with some elastic band and string

Tight businessman not letting the money run freely

That's the company accountant.

'We'd make a great circus act. He balances the checkbook and I juggle the bills.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'Assets? ... none... is that good?'

'Ha...Ha...Ha! You'll be the death of me.'

"He can be pretty mean when he takes his wife out to dinner"

'They call it take-home pay...because that's all you can afford to do with it!'