Budget Reallocator Gifts

Let's save money on consultants, committeees and admin, and give it to the travel agents. Leave it with me and I'll run it past the think tank.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"Everything's gone up."

State Budget.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'

The economy and the environment.

Run in the Family

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

The Costs Of Doing War.