Budget Maestros Prints

"Just water? - Oh, one of THOSE people."

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

"I need to see your budget proposal."

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Smart card.

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Economy.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

Occupy Budget Balancing

'Surely you can manage on your salary!'

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

Economist!

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Your tax $ at WAR.

Overdraft limit.

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"What I want from you, is a big budget event with a low budget, budget."

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

Desk Request

'The NHS believes in a carrot and stick approach to motivation...'

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!