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"Just water? - Oh, one of THOSE people."

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

"I need to see your budget proposal."

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Smart card.

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Economy.

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Overdraft limit.

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'Surely you can manage on your salary!'

Your tax $ at WAR.

Economist!

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

"What I want from you, is a big budget event with a low budget, budget."

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

'The NHS believes in a carrot and stick approach to motivation...'

Desk Request

Minnesota Deficit Next Year.

Falling Profits.

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike