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"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"I just..."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Mother CareBaby Gap

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'He must be going economy!'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

Expensive greeting cards.

World's cheapest car

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

Airline Mergers.

'He left me McDonald's coupon's for a tip.'

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.