Budget Health Buffs Gifts

'You the guy who asked for the least expensive generic alternative?'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Occupy Budget Balancing

Overdraft limit.

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Your tax $ at WAR.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'The NHS believes in a carrot and stick approach to motivation...'

Security/Savings

Minnesota Deficit Next Year.

"Want me to send my nurse in here to tickle you? Laughter is the only medicine you can afford."

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

Zika Mosquitos

Rishi Sunak

Man bites on stick - "That other painkilling method is of course a lot more expensive."

'An ounce of prevention was worth a pound of cure, but that was before Medicare.'

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'