Budget Hawks T-Shirts

"This cloaking device avoids detection by the G.A.O."

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'

"Experts agree - we need a tax increase."

"Tell me that ain't worth 62 cents of every American dollar."

Matteo Salvani

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

Beware of the 4th quarter.

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

HS2

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

'Wait a minute....!

"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion."

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

Kicking The Habit

'You are charged with conspiracy to cut Government spending....'

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'