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"Generally, cost-cutting is a good thing. Specifically, too much of a good thing."

'I know most of budget is ringfenced...but we need a little flexibility.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Realty. Remember

Meet our new accountant. He has a great head for money!

We try to keep our overheads low

"This new budget plan to save us millions has cost us billions! How much to switch back?"

"What's a debenture?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Soaring Profits

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Dow Jones drop

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Money exchange

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"What comes after zillion?"