Budget Cutback Curious Pillows

'Here's your 'Christmas Festive Fayre' menu...everything is off except the beans.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

Footing The Bill

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

"There have been a few cutbacks in the anesthesiology department."

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"We need to be extra careful about expenditure...and I thought we could save a but by having the Xmas, New Year and redundancy parties at the same time!"

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

'Due to budget cuts, the Finance Department says after you finish the resection can you fix the tap?'

"We're working on it - but first we have to know what to call it!"

"I know it's not an antique but it will be when I've finished paying for it."

I used to live payday to payday, now I live payday to three days till payday.

"Nobody likes closing libraries but with all the cuts we don't have any choice!"

"Words from the wise, Grandson, live to be 100, but never get sick, old or retire!"

"Budget cuts...turns out you were the only one around here who ever did anything."

'There's no money to provide 'Care in the Community'...but we have just enough to move him into the carpark!'

Look thru the hole to see budget savings: 'I don't see anything in there...'

"And Boris caims all his spending plans will be financed by winnings on investing £1000 a week in Eurolottery tickets..."

Road to nowhere, made possible by surplus highway funds.

'Jones, how about a moratorium on keeping up? Our budget is a bit tight this year.'

'Why can't we ever live within your income?'