"If this is a bit beyond your budget then I've got a shoebox coming available next week!"
Budget-conscious Renter Pillows
Add some personality to their rental with stylish, humorous pillows designed for budget-conscious tenants. Perfect for cozying up on a limited space with a smile.
GAS PRICES AT PUMP
"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."
"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."
'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'
Underwater on the Car
Garage Music
"No one can afford to eat us anymore."
Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.
'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'
"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."
"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"
Take one Per Day as Affordable.
Low income vampires.
Affordable housing
Sam's Nation Building
Al's Kwiki-Fix Garage. Why is it that when you guys "run over the estimate", you're never backing up? (Published previously on 1/24/2000.)
'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'
No Frills Psychiatrist.
"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."
'Computer Prices' blowing away you money
'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'
Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet
Wallpapering.
"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"
Wine Prices
Basic Shelter.
The cost of Halloween.
'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'
Kwiki-Fix Garage. With add-on charges, the sum is much greater than the parts.
'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'
"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."
One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.
"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."
"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"
Budget-conscious Renter Pillows Collection
Budget-conscious Renter Mugs
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Budget-conscious Renter Prints
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Budget-conscious Renter T-Shirts
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