Budget-conscious Dental Patient Prints

'This is going to hurt, I'm afraid. . .I can't afford to pay.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"Surgery up here is free!"

Underwater on the Car

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

Garage Music

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Man bites on stick - "That other painkilling method is of course a lot more expensive."

Affordable housing

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Al's Kwiki-Fix Garage. Why is it that when you guys "run over the estimate", you're never backing up? (Published previously on 1/24/2000.)

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

Sam's Nation Building

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Low income vampires.

"I'm going to prescribe a generic placebo."

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

'Doc, before you jab it to me, what's the sticker price?'

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

Wine Prices

Basic Shelter.

'You would save money on the long run if you'd let me throw in an autopsy with the procedure.'

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.