Budget-conscious Dental Patient Mugs

'This is going to hurt, I'm afraid. . .I can't afford to pay.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"Surgery up here is free!"

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

Garage Music

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Man bites on stick - "That other painkilling method is of course a lot more expensive."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Sam's Nation Building

Affordable housing

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

Low income vampires.

"I'm going to prescribe a generic placebo."

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

'Doc, before you jab it to me, what's the sticker price?'

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

Wine Prices

Basic Shelter.

'Rooms are $200 a day, did you want nurses..? bed...? Sheet...?'

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."