
Do you have health insurance ?
Inspire and amuse with budget-conscious prints designed to bring positivity to any patient. Ideal for decorating a hospital room or home, these prints are both affordable and meaningful.
Do you have health insurance ?
'Doc, before you jab it to me, what's the sticker price?'
"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."
"Surgery up here is free!"
"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."
'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'
'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'
"No one can afford to eat us anymore."
'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'
"It's the hospital board performing surgery on the budget."
Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.
"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."
"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"
"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."
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Man bites on stick - "That other painkilling method is of course a lot more expensive."
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'This is going to hurt, I'm afraid. . .I can't afford to pay.'
"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."
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'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'
'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'
"That fly paper's paid for itself."
"I'm going to prescribe a generic placebo."
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"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."
"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"
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'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'
"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"
"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"
'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'
'You would save money on the long run if you'd let me throw in an autopsy with the procedure.'
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