Budget Beauty Wizard Mugs

"Can you perform a large-scale miracle on a parlor trick budget?"

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'Wow, my own desk!'

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'With the economy the way it is, I'm going to have to let one of you go.'

'There's more than one kind of deficit.'

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

Fire in the global economy.

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

'Good news I'm ten percent under budget.'

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

Number 2 in a series of unlikely events: "There's more money in the budget than we know what to do with so you don't need to ask me every time you just need to spend a few hundred quid."

"I've been working on the household budget."

The Department Chairs react to the budget cuts.

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

Everything became too freaking expensive today.

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

'Plastic Surgery for Beginners'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."