Budget Magician Mugs

'Our bill was lower than our estimate.'

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

The lengths some people will go to avoid paying their parking fees.

Budget Cuts

Fire in the global economy.

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

Time Is Money

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Investing your savings

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Everything's gone up."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Wait a minute....!

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

The Forever Stamp

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."