Budding Picasso Backer Gifts

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

My First Camera

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Four children playing the flute.

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Kid doing cave paintings

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'Do I have to be creative?'

How to draw a martian!

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'All good things must come to an end.'

The wrecking crew!

'My first camera'

Creative Baby.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Jackson Pollock as a child

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'