Budding Author Gifts

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Hope you're still writing that novel!

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

'Isn't that cute. She's writing her first novel.'

'I'm writing an autobiography.'

Self Published

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'Do I take it that's a 'no'.'

You have one great novel in you.

'I'm also talking about writing a book.'

Literary Advice

"I know it's only spring but want to see the rough draft of my 'What I did on My Summer vacation assignment'?"

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'Do I have to be creative?'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Creative Baby.

'All good things must come to an end.'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

How to draw a martian!