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3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.
"Papi, I need a cash infusion of $100 because recent disruptions in the market are straining my cash flow."
Young Frank Lloyd Wright
I should be a writer when I grow up...
Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.
'Hmph. College kids.'
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'
Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'
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'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'
'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'
"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."
Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!
I need to set upmy own company.
'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'
Building Blocks.
Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.
"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"
"My buildings are meant to inspire."
"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."
"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."
'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'
LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'
'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'
'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'
'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'
'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'
"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."
The early days of Warren Buffett.
"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."
'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'
"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."
'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'
'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'
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