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"First, break the egg...."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Timpani.

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Cookery Lesson.

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

Boy baking a cake.

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

Bassoon practice.

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"Don't quit now, we're halfway there!"