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'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Party time.

Building a Shelter

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'You idiot! I told you we should have learned to fly first before jumping out of that thing!'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

Small child checks out a book.

Boy baking a cake.

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Happy thanksgiving!"

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Your dinner's in the microwave.'