Budding Astronaut Gifts

Learner Driver

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

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Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

I need to set upmy own company.

'Do I have to be creative?'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Children playing football.

Creative Baby.

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'All good things must come to an end.'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'You idiot! I told you we should have learned to fly first before jumping out of that thing!'

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Jackson Pollock as a child

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)