Buddha Bowlers Pillows

Zen Bowling.

Pin-atas

"The depth of your wrongness is so deep that it is unknowable."

Nervous Buddha

Third eye

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

Laugh all you want, I'll be the only one without a concussion!

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

"We went bowling last night and well, yeah."

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

"It's okay, but I do prefer bowling!"

Sisyphus' League Night

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

Bowl-A-Rama

Men in animal cage with a sign 'Please don't feed the fast bowlers'

'Wise guy, huh?'

Bowling - "I don't mean to sound weak, but do you have any lighter balls?"

Strike!

'Try letting go a little sooner next time.'

'Tell you what, you think about it, and I'll go bowling!'

"Oh he's just lucky, and a robot."

Sisyphus pushes a huge bowling ball up the hill.

Okay, we now have 10 penguins. We can finally start bowling!

'Dave? This diploma is from Uncle Willie's 21 day College of Neurology, this is an award for second prize in a bowling tournament, and this is for third prize in a pig-calling contest.'

"We have somehow angered the country's bowlers."

Bowling alley.

Ralph gave up all hope for a fair trial.

Rubbing the Buddha's belly brings good luck

'Hey, don't get me wrong. Hank is a great bowling partner...'

"Rocco is proof that you can throw the ball over 300 miles per hour, and still not bowl over 100."