Bubble Ponderer Gifts

"I suppose you think that's clever?"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Sun Flower.

Beginning Yarder.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"Is there a God?"

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

Bizarre sights.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

Dr. Rontgens shadow.

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking