Bubble Philosophizers T-Shirts

'You don't need to remind them every time that the bubble's going to burst.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Men gossiping

Thank you bubbles

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'I wish I was creative'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Brickie's Mate