Bubble Philosophizers Prints

'You don't need to remind them every time that the bubble's going to burst.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Men gossiping

Thank you bubbles

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'I wish I was creative'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Brickie's Mate

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...