Bubble Bath Aficionados Mugs

"I thought it was next Tuesday we opened to the public."

'It didn't start out this way.'

Club Antisocial

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Woman in a bathtub.

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Duck in a bathtub

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Bathing.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

How to recover from a bad day

"He looks so relaxed."

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

How to recover from a bad day

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"It's a recipe for self-care."

A dog pulling a bubble bath on wheels. A woman reads in the bath

"It's only sexy if the faucet isn't on your side."