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"I thought it was next Tuesday we opened to the public."

'It didn't start out this way.'

Club Antisocial

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Bagpipes in the bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Woman in a bathtub.

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Duck in a bathtub

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Bathing.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

How to recover from a bad day

How to recover from a bad day

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

"He looks so relaxed."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"It's a recipe for self-care."

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

A dog pulling a bubble bath on wheels. A woman reads in the bath

"It's only sexy if the faucet isn't on your side."