Bryophyte Hunter Pillows

'He's done his back in doctor, searching for bryophytes!'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fishing Boat Derby

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

Jean Philippe Rameau

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"It's John Paul Yeti."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

Where history's best ideas happen.

Real estate.

'Look, they're slowing down.'

Bigfoot Research Center

"Sssh! - Did you hear a noise??"

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

"There! I heard it again!"

Mortgages up 'Where?'

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

"I think they're trying to tell us we've stayed to long."

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

'I'm on the verge of a major breakthrough, but I'm also at that point where chemistry leaves off and physics begins, so I'll have to drop the whole thing.'

'Hold still, Phil, there's a bug on your hat.'