Browser Designer Prints

"Do NOT refresh this page."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Empty box of ideas

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Bright idea

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Use your imagination.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Eureka!

Creative department

Great British Eccentrics.

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Bright Idea

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Innovative

When Engineers Crack.

'We've re-branded.'