Brothers Prints

"Yes,we're twins-but not identical!"

"Don't do it! Please Brian, I'm begging you. Don't do it!"

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

"Yeah, I'm an IVF baby too, and my sire's registration is CANM2044017 too! We're half brothers!"

Two boys eating ice cream

Friends and champagne

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum as Hansel and Gretel.

"Slug bug...no hit backs!"

'Do I drink to excess? My dear, I drink to ANYTHING!'

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

Toast to time.

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

Noah collects two party animals.

To prepare for Halloween night, the Milner brothers trained with 20 pound trick or treat bags.

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

Determined to prove the existence of Santa Claus, the Seymour brothers laced his cookies and milk with sleeping pills.

"We'd cook out more often if it weren't for these damned monitor lizards."

"Generally speaking, the separation of Siamese twins is a difficult and hazardous operation. Your case is an exception, however, since you are only joined at the shoelace."

I'm afraid doctor-patient confidentiality prevents me from saying if your brother cried like a baby during his first flu shot.

Listen, you were only born a few minutes before us – Stop calling us your followers.

Practical Jokes in the Science Lab. Watch this -- That chair is made of anti-matter.

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'