Brothers Pillows

"Yes,we're twins-but not identical!"

"Don't do it! Please Brian, I'm begging you. Don't do it!"

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

"Yeah, I'm an IVF baby too, and my sire's registration is CANM2044017 too! We're half brothers!"

Two boys eating ice cream

Friends and champagne

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum as Hansel and Gretel.

'Do I drink to excess? My dear, I drink to ANYTHING!'

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

Toast to time.

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

Noah collects two party animals.

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

"We'd cook out more often if it weren't for these damned monitor lizards."

"Generally speaking, the separation of Siamese twins is a difficult and hazardous operation. Your case is an exception, however, since you are only joined at the shoelace."

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

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